Saturday, 17 May 2008
With the temperatures causing people to sweat in the underground trains I couldn’t blame girls wearing short shirts for exposing their skin in order to vent their body. Having a wardrobe dominated by proper trousers I gave into the May shopping bonanza by snagging a pair of shorts and fell in love with a pair of Smurf-blue short shorts to keep my legs cool.
Ultimately buying clothes for your lower body tend to lead to purchase of something designated for your upper body. As a fashion addict it didn’t take more than a few minutes after spotting the shorts to come up with the idea of pair them up with a white shirts, looked for a cheap one in HM but those offered didn’t have the fit I had pictured in the my head. So yesterday I got a cheering visit by a friend from
On the way there I had eye contact with a very attractive girl who happened to be top model Rosie Huntington! Like a heterosexual man I
discretely turned my head a 180 degree turned my head around to check out her out properly, after all you haven’t scooped a girl out properly if you have seen her face and bum. What a sexy fox! Nonetheless distractions in the form of estrogen didn’t derail me from my quest of finding a nice fitting shirt!
At RL I was out of luck since my size is 14½/37 is somewhat rare and very popular, and visiting Selfridges and Harrods didn’t result in me holding a shopping bag with a shirt inside. After that I canceled the quest since there is obviously not a worse way to bore a girl than to let her into to your vain world of walking around