The ladyboy.

Thursday, 24 July 2008


Manchester United’s machine gunner is currently enjoying a relaxing recovery away from the soccer craze in Europe. Having had an ankle surgery there’s no more peaceful way to let the bones and tendons heal than flossin’ in SoCal where only a tiny majority of people even know of you.

Contrary to a low key profile most top athletes would prefer Cristiano Ronaldo didn’t make an effort looking invisible. Greased up in his compulsory hair wax he has taken fashion for the disabled to a new level. Dressing himself up as eye candy for homosexuals dreaming of a man dressed as a high school girl Cristiano accentuated his skin tone with a pink DSquared T-shirt. To enlighten Sunset Boulevard pedestrians even more the metallic miniature Dolce & Gabbana shorts made him look like a near over burnt croissant lying on tinfoil. Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls should be jealous now when he’s officially the most tanned guy and showbiz ever. He does deserve style points for the highly contrasting somewhat girly sneakers and the stealthy crotches. No matter how obscene he’s dressed his image is untouchable after having topped the Premier League 2007/2008 season’s score board with a menacing total of 42 goals.




5 comments:

youdee said...

That tan looks painful.

Los Angeles River said...

i love it. welcome to LA C.R.

Frank & Rémy said...

I hate it! But still love it! has to do with the fact that he get's all the good looking ladies. . .and guys?

Terence Sambo said...

Lady boy! non monsieur! he's just recuperating from surgery, he needs air for proper healing lol. ok but there's no big deal in wearing your short's that short if u're a guy, besides he's mediterranean for cying out loud!