Trendsetters IIII: Men in UGGs.

Tuesday, 25 November 2008



There are certain things in life that were designed for women and should solely be used by them for eternity. Just because some bored marketing manger had vivid visions of making name for himself by thinking outside the box, doesn’t mean that whatever product has “male” stated on the package should be used by a man. Such products include thongs, mascara, knitting kits and skirts.

Wearing something one would expect to see Mariah Carey dressed in after possibly divorcing Nick Cannon, Leonardo Dicaprio was caught rocking a deep purple velour tracksuit with contrasting beige UGGs. Missing gold jewellery and a Swarovski encrusted Black Berry in hand there is very little else to say about his choice of outfit but corny. Regardless if you’ve starred in Titanic, the biggest movie every, UGGs simply don’t belong on the feet of a man. Beside the warmth and cosiness their aesthetic attributes are negative as high powered halogen bulbs in an elevator are to someone late to a meeting having their sweaty head hit by them.

The championship belt for ghastly male outfit is Roll Stars extra ordinary Ronnie Wood. They say that behind every great man is a great woman but in this case the saying doesn’t apply as Ronnie’s 20 years old gold digger for a girl friend/ toy girl, Ekaterina Ivanova , most likely look more adorable in UGGs then him. Visually the monstrous shoes and puffy jacket makes his legs look like toothpicks. Taking his age into consideration there is nothing left to do but facepalm in dismay of this display of poor taste.

10 comments:

Kevin and myMANybags said...

These shoes are hideous, just like crocs! They should be banished from the face of the earth.

Acton. said...

The UGG moccasin are very nice.

LRG said...

Sry but I hte theese Boots!!

FiGZ said...

They're just not for gentlemen, in my opinion.

Anonymous said...

ugh no, never a good idea.

Toné said...

interesting..
my younger sister
loves uggs.
shes fourteen.

Anonymous said...

Yeah...not sure your logic is going to fly. I just got some size 13 emus (mens). The day they try to feminize a size 15 womens is the day fashion footwear for men is dead. Why are people so against men doing anything different?
I seen that Glamour magazine had rubber boots as a 'fashion DO' this month.....are women going to try and feminize those next? Go ahead and try, farmers and construction workers everywhere are laughing at you.

Bill said...

Oh, god! They're just hideous!

Anonymous said...

Uggs were origiginally created for surfers. These surfers were men. They aren't winter shoes, but shoes that men in australia wore on the beach after surfing to quickly dry their feet. I just don't understand wy women love to take what was once a man's choice of clothing, feminize it, and then tell men they can't wear it! It's really ridiculous.

Shea said...

org from aussie hey, the first people to wear these were MALE aussie surfers so all the haters out there think about that one.