Having been painted as a potential bisexual porn star by the press last week, one would expected Kanye West to keep his head low while the swirling rumours cools off but no. Instead, he showed up at the Paris fashion week in a manner less discrete than a golden double headed dildo rolling out of a nun's pocket.
Accompanied by Mr. Bentley, the former associate and umbrella holder for P.Diddy and color combination expert, Kanye West made little or no effort sneaking into LV and Lanvin fashion show unnoticed. With an entourage of 5 brightly dressed Louis Vuitton fanboys painting the streets of Paris in eccentric crayon-like primary colours, the super star left little for imagination when it comes to high profile appearance. Farnsworth Bentley emerged as the most sensible dresser wearing a grey suit topped with a purple tie and an Hermes-cognac coloured brief case. The Golden globe for worst outfit goes to Mr. Leopard pant who terrorised street style photographers like the Sartorialist with a brash Kermit-green leather jacket. Prepare your eyes for epileptic annihilation that held Paris fashion under siege for 24 hours.